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Mona Lisa cat nest 😭
That’s all kinds of clever
you’ve heard of “quiet quitting,” now I’d like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:
- Do exactly what you’re paid for and nothing more
- Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you’re off the clock
- Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it’s just a job.
- Have a little glass of wine
- Take as long as you feel like for lunch
- Deeply understand that work doesn’t matter
- Make sure your boss your boss knows they’re always your second priority ❤️
- When in doubt, go on strike
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Like fighting a mirror
(Source: instagram.com)
ALT
(via writing-prompt-s)
I’m glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn’t say anything
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me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what’s that you’ve got in your mouth
fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))
me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!
fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*
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“Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order.”
I apologize.
insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it
This one?
Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.
I love how we don’t even need Apollo to be captioned, it’s just “he’s holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it’s Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users”
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“Can you believe that you, too, are someone’s altar? You are someone’s wildest dream.”Oldie but a goldie =)
Orbeetle (Gigantamax) – Teeziro
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sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog:
Not what I expected coming from John Green
I said what I said.
ALT
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STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!
OK OK. UH UHHHH….. KILL?
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